What a shitty little Live!

What the hell?.. I am trying out Windows Live! For the first time. It isn’t all that bad as the title suggests…

 

What the hell are you looking at?

Coles....

My oh my... what have we here?.. Coles, the deprived, ugly, retarded bigger cousin of Bilo.

If you haven't notice.. or have had your head in the sand for the last 3-4months, that Bilo has changed over to Coles. Now here's what I think about that.

• Fucking stupid
• Really fucking stupid...
• Nothing has changed, except the sign and the replacement of one shitty product with the other...
• Stupidly looking blue shirts
• Its still the same, wallowing shit hole it was a year ago, and the people who work there aren't going to change.

So from going to a shit red packaging, its now a shitty white one that looks like a seagull took a shit over everything.

• Dollar Dazzelers!.. fuck you, "Dollar Dickheads"
• Coles Smart Buy... your a fucking idiot if you buy it. "Coles half smart buy"
• You'll love Coles Brand.... fuck you, i hate it.. don't tell me what to like "You'll fucking hate coles brand just as much as you hated Bilo"

Which brings me to my next point, why the fuck did they change?... one word, woolworths.

Coles are FUCKING SCARED! the new complex is coming in and they know that everyone will shop there instead of doing to a dump like coles. Plus the workers will quit and apply at wollies.. because they are basically treated like scum. Bring on the new complex, let coles burn.

Compared to coles... bring back bilo and bring on the new shopping centre.

Wankers... they deserve to all burn

Evil Bus Drivers

Bus drivers are pricks...

There I said it, because its god dam true. The TV demmands we use public transport because its econimically better for the environment, but they jack the prices up, the times are run extreamly stupidly and they employ monkey as drivers.

Examples....

One day we caught a Sunbus from CQU to the shopping fair... $1.. fair enough deal. The very next day i had my one and only dollar with me to get there again, and this prick says its $2.05.. What the fuck?... he charged me a adult pass. I showed this idiot my STUDENT CARD, and said to get a STUDENT fair I needed my consession card... Now this monkey looked not hairy enough to be a monkey, but inteligence wise he was spot on. If i wasn't a student, why would I be comming from a UNIVERSITY, and why would I have a STUDENT card?.. serioulsy bus drivers are pricks.

Now i know your saying, its only 2 bucks, but thats just for the small trip from CQU to the shops, on the way to and from Yeppoon/Rockhampton my girlfriend got charged $7.40... thats $14.80 a day... its just rediculus..

and they want us to use public transport... hey instead of putting local weathermen on shitty ad's (who im presuming never use the PT because they can drive there Lexus around).. how about you put down the fairs and send your drivers to kindergarden?...

Wankers

My latest BITCH

Fuck, I'm sick of people getting shit wrong all the time and generalising people.... really dead wrong or just fucking around with you.


For example

• All men are bastards



• If you come from Baghdad your a terrorist



• Tool are satanic



• All Aussie's go around saying "G'day mate" and "crikey!"



• All Americans are pigs



• My Chemical Romance is just the best thing that happened to the human race (die die die, my god i want them to die)



• etc...

Its just wankers who don't understand what they are ripping their hair out for... and really sometimes your just making yourself look like a wanker, e.g Michel Moore. Man, i really hate that guy, just watching his documentary on Gun violence in America "Bowling for my Wasted 2 hours"... made me vomit in anger, the man is a fat prick who just lets shows the people half truths and what he wants them to see, like you give a flying shit about that little girl who got shot you cunt, it just gets you more money for your holiday houses in Hawii or some exotic place... And idiots want to make him a fucking Hero... wow, you made some Documentaries on how fucked up America is... lets give him an award for showing us how shitty our Country is...

MORONS

Man people piss me off sometimes.

Which reminds me, I saw the stupidest motherfucking ad for some shitty Mobile phone thing, and they quite literally got it wrong I just had to point out how much they are fucking idiots

They should have least run a grammar check on the ad before thousands could see it... unlike this site im so god damm awesome i don't need it (plus my 3 readers couldn't give a shit)

Well, that all me think of now....

The REAL road sign's

Ok, this is much taken of my comrade's site of paying out Queensland drivers, so here's some road sign's I made...

And the Classic.... taken from the simpsons...

Why pay more?

Bilo... Bilo bilo bilo..... what a shame.

You may know that recently I have seeked employment at Bilo these past months, and have been working there in the Dairy section. Now, i don't want to bag the company im working for, but here are some helpful "tips" Bilo should take into account...

• Update your music by say.. about 15 years, no one likes Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys, unless your gay.


• Stop hammering the "Why pay more?" its just degrading to people who actually buy the shit, because they can't afford normal tasting food. Its quality not quantity


• Try and make a secure roster, instead of putting shifts all over the joint and fucking everyone's life.


• If your going to employ people, don't give them fuck all shifts, unless you want them to quit, like everyone is going to do... KFC is looking very good atm.


• Red sucks as a stor colour....


• "Its the total of the docket that counts!" ..... No shit, i think we figured that one out for ourselves


• Its all about look, one Bilo Primium product i saw looked really good, then the standard one looked like shit... would it kill you to make all your standard ones look good?

So Bilo....

Merry Christmas, would you like to pay now or later?

Ah, Christmas... A time when family and friends gather to celebrate the death of Jesus...

But you might say, "Hey MOTM, we Celebrate XmAs because JC was born, LOL"...

Yeah, I'm not an idiot I know, I spent 5 years in a Catholic school. But I'm talking about how this holiday has corrupted the actual specific 'meaning' of this occasion. I'm talking about the fat jolly old Santa. (now don't get me wrong, I'm not christian, or any religion for that fact, im just pointing out the mess of what it is).

This fat man has really got JC by the balls. He's single handily taken all meaning from this holiday (with help of company's fueling the fire) to make money, money money. And who can blame children for not knowing the actual meaning for this holiday?.. hey, if they get toys and fun stuff, who cares about JC? Sorry JC, looks like you've been outdone...

The biggest lie you could tell your children... and companies smile whilst you give up your money. But hey, if it makes people happy and you get cool shit, who cares?

Oh my, not schoolies

Well, yes it has come that time again when grade 12's of 2006 finnish school and party hard for a week of solid drinking and general messing about. This is a great time for the elder generation to say "when we finnished school on friday, we had to work the next monday, you young whippersnaps!"... good for you, no-one cares you had a shitty schooling life. Well, due to my lack of interest and money i didn't venture too far and stayed in good old Yeppoon with mates and my woman, and i ended up have a good time with alot of laughs. And because i spent about 70 bucks all up (50 out of my own money) my mother is getting me a slick new flashy phone because i didn't spend a fuckload going somewhere like Goldie or some place cool.

The guys decided to give me a good old mo-hawk....

And alas, schoolies week was over just like that. I managed to have a great time spending fuck all, so i can get myself a double kick pedal and a different drumkit, and i'd say thats better than going somewhere and getting drunk when i could perfectly do it here.

Extream Overhaul

Take 8 overweight Aussies, put them on a beach, train and yell at them.. and you get T.V's newest, cruelest reality show, Overhaul!..

It's time I had a go at this show, its long overdue.

This/these shows are painful to watch. They take overweight inderviduals and show them losing weight on T.V... wow.. Who gives a shit?... This is up near Big Brother for worst shows. These shows are just to make people feel better about themselves because there not as fat as them, giving them a sick relief of their lives knowing that they haven't sunk that level. What ever happened to not fucking eating junk food, and some regular exercise... I know I can't talk on that occasion, I'am a lazy bastard but I haven't gotten to the stage of *overweight, just lazy. But seriously if you are classified as physically unhealthy you should really do something about it on your own, not broadcasted across Australia for others to see...

*Note that I am talking overweight as in a Medical term of "holy shit your going to have a heart attack"

PS: I don't care if you like this show, or that you watch it... I don't like it and this is my opinion......Not yours

Islam Mayhem!

To all my 3 readers, you may have noticed that there hasn't been many post lately... this is due to the fact that i have been busy, and forgot I had this crappy blog with the help of forgetting the password... but its buisness as usual hopefully now on... so without further ado, here's my latest bitch

Islam Mayhem!
Have you noticed that the world has gone totally mad lately? It looks like Sheik Hilaly got himself in some hot water over saying that woman are the cause of rape in Australia because they don't cover up...

ok, who cares?.. really?.. who cares?.. lots of people say stupid shit everyday, it happends everwhere.. I mean take George Bush for example, him actually having power is proof.

I really think that this man has been slaughtered for no reason, yeah he said a stupid thing, don't we all once in a while? And those people who say he should be kicked because its "un-australian" should really smack themselves in the face a couple of times for being such tools. Un-australian... wow, i didn't know we had an Aussie goget about us, wait.. unless you count the one were we are exreamly racist, rude, overweight drunk idiots of the world... yeah, well what can you expect from idiots who say that?

I think what good old Sheik Hilaly was ment to say was that his religious practise was slipping from the woman, and that they arn't covering up like there religion says they should (hey, we have no buisness in there religion, let them do what they want with there religion).. so people took this the wrong way and now he's in hot water... so basically the Ugly Australian shows his head again... that is, if your not a white christian get the hell out of Australia... just goes to show how much Australian culture has changed, were still racists and ignorant of other people's cultures... next there will be a bill for Aborigional people to get out of australia because its 'un-australian'...

wankers...

A Day in my Life, Part 2

Ok, due to popular demands (and the fact that i can't think of anything else to pay out at the moment) I am going to do another day in my life, (like anyone gives a shit)

6:40 Wake up from yet another shitty dream, to the fimilar screams of my mother yet again yelling at the cat, or my brother, couldn't tell which, she usually yells at them the same way.... loud. I wake up to a picture of me and my girlfriend (who is the only reason I live)... makes me day just that much bareable

7:00 Having a shower, its great... like someone slamms a lead sack at your face to wake you up, get out... my mother complains about how much water I wasted... yeah, Im a freakin waste...

7:10 The usual shit breakfast, of nothing but a rediculus amont of vegemite on a burnt peice of toast you could mistake something that the cat spewed up

7:30 Yet again, alone at the school waiting for someone to bring me out of my bordem, seeing the crows tip over a bin and all its contents of apples, chip packets, bannana skins and other various distcusting items, plastered all of the seats where grade 8's sit. Funnily enough, the cleaners (god knows what they do to get paid) overlook this mess, and drive off leaving it for some poor bastard to clean up instead of doing their fucking job

8:00 Ah, yes... chapel, the lamest excuse for a morning meeting of the whole school who pays more attention to the birds that fly around inside the chapel then whoever the hell speakin on the platform thinking that someone is listening to them... its pathetic

8:30 Oh joy, we have english first up, (and if you readers who remember my last "a day in my life" can remember what i said about english)... we are watching 'Romeo and Juliet"... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD... this is the biggest, lamest, stupidest, retarted movie I have ever seen... it combinds the old shakespear play of Romeo and Juliet, and combinds it with our age... through in Lenerardo De' Fuckface in and you go yourself one big piece of vomiting crap. I think to myself, how much weed i would need to actually understand what the hell they are saying, or how fucking loaded the director was when he made it.... worst movie ever.

10:30 Lunchtime, and you know what that means, I eat my supply of mashed samwhiches and fuck up bistcutes... hmmm.. tasty

11:00 ITS, fuck yes! The one and only best subject in this school, with the one and only best teacher. The class constits of me paying out dean most of the time, Ed throughing in some smart remarks, and the teacher paying out Lee (fucking champion)

1:00 OOooooh yeah, SOR on the last day of term 3... what a fucking great job whoever planned our Time Table, my salute goes out to you, and remeber it constist of one finger. Fucking retarded teacher, fucking retarded subject. At the start of the SOR class I had to go to QTAC to talk about my career for the rest of my life, so im ten minutes late for class... I expalin this to the teacher, but instead of a "oh ok then, QTAC is important".... i get a fucking detention

3:00 Time for that detention.... yeah rite, like im going to go to that, she's living some dislusional world where she thinks we give a flying shit about her authority, so i walk out, giver her my salute... My ride takes off without me, so i walk home and come back to my great house of yelling and nagging... fucking excellent

6:00 I play volleyball, and my girlfriend joins me... its excellent, the best time I had all day, and we win Volleyball.... due to the fact that the opposing team was drunk and or stoned... but hey, a wins a win.

10:37 Telling you about my day on this blog no-one is going to read



Yet again, I hope I have wasted your time..... and by the way, fuck you

Test

I have had a recent study of my mother... this is what i found

Subject: Rohan's Mother
Risk: Highly dangerous
Points:
1.She feeds of my unhappy-ness... this has been a rather difficult one to prove... but i made a graph

As you can see.. when i am happy, she isn't... and when she is happy, im miserable... it works as a function...

2. She loves attention.. she will practically do anything for it... scream, yell... anything

3. Dosn't want me to have any friends or go out with anyone. This one can be proven by consintanly nagging me that i have stupid friends

4. Snides behind everyone's back, even her own friends... gossip queen this one

Suggestion: Fire! and lots of it!

Conclusion: Fire!